1-2-3 Scream!

Description

Get ready to scream with this collection ofhillarifyinghilariously terrifyingtales, fully-illustrated and perfect for fans ofGoosebumpswho are looking for a side of humor to go with their helpings of horror.

Stop!

Unless you want to be scared, do NOT read this book.

These tales of terror are so horrible, so alarming, they had to be bound up between these pages forever!

Youll discoverThe Boogerman, an oozing horror that lurks in mirrors. Youll read aboutInstagrave,a popular new app that tells kids how they are going to die. InEpizeuxis, youll learn what happens if you speak the name of await. Weve said too much already. The things between these covers are too dangerous to ever be let out. That’s why we’re warning you: stay away from this book, or else!

Of course, if you are reckless enough to open this book, then be sure to read these stories in a safe, indoor space, far from the beady, prying eyes of any birds*.

Now, on the count of three: 123SCREAM!

*Is that a crow, a magpie, or an indigo bunting behind you? Be careful. Birds will do anything to keep people from discovering the secrets of this book!